Conversation I:
Me: I hate working at ______ Bank. It's hard for me to relate to most of the people there. I get along fine with most of them but i just can't connect with them. They're such different people, the way they think. I can't imagine how I would have turned out if I had gone to a local public university (THE HORROR!).
Friend: It's just like being in the scouts again.
Conversation II:
Me: I'm so nervous, handing in my resignation letter (Note: There are actual reasons why I'm not being a wuss here, at least on this occasion).
Colleague and confidante: You ain't a man till you resign from your first job.